I’ve had the past four hours to study off and on at work…
…and all I’ve done is eaten a bag of chips and bought a new phone case.
Jensen talking about working at a haunted house
that guy you just called sexist? he’s the CEO of a major corporation. that guy you just called racist? he’s a cop. wait hang on I’m seeing something here
It is taking a looooot of energy not to throw every patron in the pool when they ask me a question. MY UTERUS IS GOING TO EXPLODE OMG. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO BE POLITE AT A TIME LIKE THIS.
"We live in a world where losing your phone is more dramatic than losing your virginity"
Um ok but I don’t recall my virginity having 16 GB of memory with all my contacts, music, photos, calendars, and apps or costing over $200.
my phone is an expensive and important material object and not a useless social construct put in place to shame and commodify women
Plus I remember where I lost my virginity.