September 2011
The thing is..
I really don’t care if they hate me. I don’t care what derogatory thoughts they share with each other about me. because I know how I am and I know what the real truth is. I’d be lying to say it’s never gotten to me, but I’d also be lying if I said it hurt me. Just because people I barely know think I’m horrible, ugly, a homewrecker, whatever, doesn’t mean I’m going to hate myself and change for them to see me different. No, in fact it fuels me to stay the same. Whether or not they spread rumors, talk shit, ect., it doesn’t change anything for me. My friends won’t believe a word of it and I honestly don’t give two shits if some person I don’t know thinks I have a problem. It’s my life and this is how I chose to run it. Once you learn how to fuck what they think, you’ll realize that life just got a hell of a lot easier.
I want Halloween already. I’m already hella excited.
Reasons To Date A Water Polo Player →
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- We know how to handle balls
- We love to do it in the pool
- We penetrate deep when we drive
- We are sure to put it in the right place
- We’re used to playing dirty
- We know its more fun when its rough
- Our hands venture places unknown
- Out shots make loud noises
- We always get you wet
- We put it in the “hole”
- We get plenty of action
- We can score from any position
- If given the chance, we would do it for hours
- We’ve all taken balls to the face before
- We don’t mind getting physical
- We’ll fake for your benefit
- We can take more than one person at a time
- We’re very vocal
- We go hard, no matter how tired we are
- We don’t care if it gets in our eyes
- We’re ready to go, anytime, anywhere, as long as you have the balls
- If you give us a hickey, we can just say our suit’s too big
My girlfriend might be moving into the same mobile home park as my ex boyfriend.
This is so awkwardly funny.
when parents ask you ...
“hey, did you get home safely?”
“no, I died like four times.”
Buying condoms at Walgreens.
- Cashier: Do you need a bag with that?
- Me: No, she's not that ugly.
A key ring is a handy little gadget that allows you to lose all your keys at once...
SO TRUE..
One Day..
I just want one day without any laws or repercussions. I want a day where I can finally lash out both physically and verbally. I want to let out everything I’ve been holding in, every negative thought I’ve pent up. I want to confess everything. I want this weight to be lifted; I want to let people know how I really feel about them.
But most of all I want to deck you in the face. Hard.
Ugh.
I’m exhausted all the time.. I think I need to slow down a bit.
